In the land of love handles and muffin tops,
Where spare tires and beer bellies never stop,
Thunder thighs shake, making quite the scene,
And double chins wobble, as if in a dream.
Cankles merge calves and ankles in one,
Bat wings flutter when raising a ton.
Chunky cheeks blush with a rosy hue,
As bingo wings flap, like they're in a zoo.
The FUPA reigns supreme, a king in its court,
While pooches and mommy pouches offer their support.
Jelly rolls jiggle with every laugh and cheer,
Creating a chorus that's music to the ear.
So let's embrace each roll, each chin, each thigh,
For in this quirky kingdom, our spirits fly high.
In the realm of body slangs, we're perfectly free,
To chuckle at our quirks and live joyously!
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