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 Pathan....


In Pathaan the action cum sci-fi movie,

The special effects are so groovy,

But sometimes the plots are so cheesy,

You'd think they were made by Feta and Brie!


Shahrukh and John Abraham are so buff,

With muscles that make you say "wowza!",

But have you ever wondered,

How they fit in those tight spandex powza!


The explosions were so loud,

And the gunfire never seemed to cease,

But have you ever thought about,

The poor eardrums of the police?


In the air, the battle is fierce,

With jets and planes flying in a blur,

On a train, the action is intense,

With punches and kicks flying clear!


On ice, the fighters are slick,

Sliding and gliding with such grace,

But I wondered,

How they didn't slip and fall on their face.?


Deepika our desi Lara Croft, the adventurer,

Explores the vault , without any censor,

She always found the orbs and treasure 

Without any proper indicator!!


So next time you watch this action flick,

And the plot sounds too preposterous,

Just remember, it's all in good fun,

Enjoy your popcorn and creativity so humongous!!!

Enjoy your popcorn and creativity so humongous!!!


Maneesha Purandare

25.1.23

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