As I sit here, drowning in a sea of endless scrolls, I couldn't help but rewatch reels about the grand spectacle of the "Jamnagar Jalwa." Amidst all the glitz and glam, I come across a reel showcasing Isha Ambani's blouse, adorned with jadau motifs from her personal collection. Seriously? this girl is wearing blouses worth more than my annual salary! It's like she's playing dress-up with my mortgage debt!! But then it hits me - what did the Ambanis do to get so insanely rich? Did they make a deal with the devil? Did they do a secret 'yagn' for the mighty "Lord Kubair" god of wealth? I need answers, people! And apparently, in preparation for their festivities, the Ambani clan decided to play SimCity in real life and constructed 14 different temples. Fourteen! Because nothing says "let's party" like building a religious theme park. I can already imagine the tour guides saying,"And here we have the Ambani Temple of Wealth,
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